On why I’m glad I wasn’t ACTUALLY dating my father:
April 6, 2008
What the fuck kind of hick place is South Australia? Apparently it puts the American South to shame. We just have cousin weddings.
As a daughter who has little contact with my own father, I can attest that no matter what your dad is not sexy!!! Oh man, its so hot how he has kids and then doesn’t talk to them for 30 years. What kind of weird narcissism is involved in this kind of relationship?
UPDATE: I just remembered that I have an Australian uncle no one has ever met, and that guy looks an awful lot like my grandpa… I could have a cousin/aunt!
